Just happened to read some ‘nerdy’ jokes here .
My favourite ones (credit goes to their respective creators):
there is a physicist, a biologist and a mathematician standing in front of a house. They see one man enter and two men leave.
The Physicist says, “Well there is obviously an unknown variable.” The Biologist says, “The man must have multiplied.”
The mathematician then looks at them both and says, “I don’t know how it happened but if one more person enters the house it will be empty.”
A wife asks her husband, who is a software engineer: “Could you please go shopping for me and buy 1 carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him why the hell did he buy 6 cartons of milk??? He: “They had eggs”
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but the bartender cuts him off.
“You’re all idiots.”
He pours two beers and goes to help other customers.
Two atoms are walking(?) along.
First atom: I think I’ve lost an electron.
Second atom: Really? An electron? Are you sure?
First atom: Yeah.. I’m positive!